spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

We could be fuckin’ but you wanna live in a another state.

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

draggedqueens:

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY

I fucking love that bird

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out